I write without a topic !

Most of my writings start with nothing and that's why most of my friends tell me I really have nothing in this life and I am happy about it.

I have absolute no idea what I will be writing here.
I don't think about it or have a draft or anything.
But I know I am going to write. perhaps it will end up as a joke or a thought or god knows!!

Let's see how it goes, now... Ok...

Ready,
Set ,
Go......

I am now thinking about Terai and Pahad as the characters,
and my fingers know this and those characters have already entered into my brain...

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Girija and Prachanda were in a high school. Both were sitting side by side on a long bench along with all other students. A teacher named, "Terai" popped into the room. (When Terai and Pahad entered into your brain, Girija and Prachanda came along. Very interesting. wow.. so far so good, or bad, lets go....)

All students got up and said, "Good morning Sir!"

Terai nodded and started wiping the blackboard where the previous teacher had forgotten his rule - "After you have used it, Leave it exactly the way you would like to find it next time".

The previous teacher named "Pahadi" didn't do his job, and the "Terai" teacher was mad as he**. His madness got so big that students were starting to pee in their pants.

Girija looked at Prachanda and said : "kay ho yar yasto ? kasto risayako cha you moro sar ta ha??"

Prachanda said : "Ri saudana ta yar, hera na black board kasto variyaho!! "Moro Pahadi" Sirlay ta pura lay kha cha yar. Ma Pahadi Bhayeko bhayata, pura safa garara jantha yar. You got to think about the next person, man!"

Girija growled : "God, you speak good english man!"

Prachanda said : "Timi pani Practice Garana yar, voli TOFEL ma kam aucha yar! You think I am gonna stay in Nepal, all my friends are overseas"

Girija said : "Ok. Ok. La, malai pani al ali English Sika na ta mora!"

Then,
All of a sudden,
there was a complete dead silence in the class room.

The "Terai" teacher had left the room; sweating like a pig and mad as a bull!

The board looked like this :

Joke Title : I only have one

I had to share this one here, I wrote it in the forum at k6yar.com - this one my best---well it did LOL to me, but I don't know if it will do for you! All credit for www.k6yar.com

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Joke Title : I only have one
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Girija Gyanendra and Prachanda, were ready to be sent to Heaven or Hell, they were in a room with God. God told them only one could enter the heaven, and a correct answer to the question would decide their ultimate destination.

Girija came first, as he told everyone that he was senior,
he stood short and nervous before the God.

"So Girija, how much money do you have?"
Girija, upon peeing in his pants, replied, "My Lord, Do you mean Rupees or Dollars?"

God was so amazed just how smart Girija was. He said, "Well done boy!" here you go, go with these angels who will take you to the heaven. Girija could not have been happier, being prime minister of nepal many many times and earning more money than any average Nepali, and now, walking with an angel. This was his dream. As he was about to enter the heaven's gate, a thought popped in his head..."Why on earth was I in Nepal, fighting for Nepalese ? "

God, the supreme power of all, instantly learnt his thoughts and he was pulled back, dragged back and forth thousand times and swinging in circles like a high speed fan, then thrown down towards the underworld for insulting his land. Prachanda and Gyanendra were amazed, bewildered as to what had actually happened.

Next came Gyanendar, who stood bold and proud before the God and God looked at him, smiled, and said, "Gyanendra, my boy, how much money do you have?".

Gyanendra tried to be accurate, "I have about half of Nepal's money"

God shook his head side by side, and screamed, "you maniac", did I create that piece of land for you only ? Gyanendra was sent to the underworld in no time, and Prachanda was watching all this, jumping and flapping his arms with a happy face.

After a while, God said, "Prachu.., my boy, come hear. It's your turn now. "

Prachanda loved that sweet voice and since there we no other contestants, he knew he had won.

Prachanda started chanting his famous song,

"Jindabad..." "Jindabad" "Jindabad"... ,

then he heard a question from the God in between his Jindabads, and his chanting came to a full stop in a slow motion like this "Jiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnndaaaaaaaaaaa Baaaaaaaaafffffffffff RaaaaY BaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaF"

Question was : "How many guns do you have?”

"Baf Ray Baf", said the Prachu.

He said to himself, this is not fare, why am I asked a different question.

He kept thinking and thinking for a while.

"Hurry Up Comrade!", God screamed and a lighting bolt went through Prachua's head!

Prachanda said,

“My Lord, I need to ask Gyanendra and Girija”

God said, Ok my boy. Go meet them then.......

He was put in a blender, turned on, and then thrown down to the underworld.

God mumbled…..silly you, you could have replied, “the one you gave me at birth.”
-----------------------------------------even god has a sense of humor!

A Nepal's Tourism Related Site could be funny ?

Thought that Nepali sites aren't that way,
Just Take a look at this.

http://www.nepalvista.com/features/april2007.html

If I tell you more, you won't enjoy that page.
To what extent can a site go to please its users ?

Wanted to know what this is thing called Blogger !

I have not tried this one, i am used to joomla and wordpress. A bit scared. I have a feeling that it is owned by google or gooooooooooooooooooooooooogle.

Thought that jokes and stuff should go to this blog. Let' see how I do.

Have a great day to day!

LOL Nepal

So far here is What my answers are not found ?

How much disk space is allowed ?
Is this platform okay for commercial site owners too ?
How many photos can I have ?
I am thinking of creating a blog for Nature with tons of photos ? What's the limit ?

Seen the allowed disk space for GMAIL, I hope this thing that I am new has more than what others offer such as wordpress.com!

Anyways, seems to be pretty easy to work so far... let's see how it goes...