"Nepal Electricity"
google says, who ?
"It's me. Nepal's #1 source."
google says, Oh, that's you. wow! Be the first dude.
google continues, Here you go. 1st on the 1st page. But can I do something about your ability ?
"No way!" says Nepal Electricity
google says ok and bye.
"Should learn how to say bye in Nepali you U.S. market", mubles NP Electricity, but there is no one at the other end "
Nepal Electricity goes, "yes! yes! we are on the first page for any result on "Nepal Electricity" That's how it should be all over ! " Cheers ! पालेदाइले सरको अलीकती रक्शीको भोट्टा लीयर, "cheers!" गर्रछन .
After a while,
"Nepal Electricity"
yahoo says, who ?
"It's me, Nepal's one and only dude and Yaho000000000000000000000oo!"
yahoo says, oh of course, we got you on the first page sir, what the heck do you want anyways. "
yahooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo and tata, says yahoo.
"what the heck tata भनेको keta ? Hai yo yahooooooooo bhanta pani na pugyahokeeeeeeee kya ho!" मैलेत भनेकै हेा
Sir, tapaila gareyko vayano kay, says Pehundai पीउनदाइ
Yasari Garnu Parcha, पीउनदाइ opended his arms sooooooooooooooo wide that he knocked the "Nepal Electricity" out of his hair and screamed "Yahooooooo000000000000000000oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !"
after a while,
"yo kay ho ?" says, Nepal Electricity
"tapai ko नाक हो" says, Pehun पीउनदाइ
"ल ल नजान्नेहो है त, तलाइ म ठिक पारर्छु पछी", says Nepal Electricity
after a while,
"Nepal Electricity"
msn says, "who ?"
"It's me, don't you guys talk with google or yahoo. This is my 3rd call g*d d*mn it!, don't you guys in the U.S. have good rapppporrrt with each other"
msn says, "Sir, I couldn't understand what you meant by rapoooooot ?"
msn asks, "what do you mean sir ?"
"Rappporta!" replies Nepal Electricity
msn asks, "Excuse me ?"
"Rappporta!" replies back Nepal Electricity with tons of frustrations!
Msn says, "you mean cooperations with each other etc. wow! you speak good english Mr. Nepal Electricity"
Msn further says, "Well, we don't! and please don't curse like that, and by the way, how do you say that in your own language, please tell us while we look up your site and see where you belong on the engine!" Msn tells its employee, what a silly "Electricity", has to call over here to findout whether they are still #1. An employe there replies, "They have too! there is no electricity there!"
Nepal Electricity says, "ok. ok. in nepali u say. Bagwan. parkhal. ho which means g*d d*mn it!"
Msn says, "what's the worst thing we ever heard from a websit owner? are you okay? Bye the way, you are still number #1 for the keywords "Nepal Electricity" and we wish all the best! bye and thank you for calling MSN"
"mora, nepali ma Bhaneko understand गरर्यो की गरेन कुन्नी "
"ए केटाहो कती बज्यो ह ? "
why sir ?
"laja talai tero gala ma deu thapad, mora!" says Nepal Electricity,
and Nepal Electriciyt gets rough with Peundai.
"Tailae mattraa question garna Aunay ? "
"Ytro company sanga Nepal ko lagee kam garyako chu, mero name bastabma Nepal Electricity G M Ho Hora!,"
"Tailay ke garayko chas mora ?"
"kai pani chaina sir!"
"ani kina janneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee vayara question garchas malaeee ha! " a Mora.
"Ja ta ta Cheeya चीया banayara layaaaa. Kam ta garnu paryani harami, pahila jasto chaina abata, sala tero Talab Katiramrooooooooooooow cha.... ja. Cheeya banayara lay."
ok. ok. sir.
"heeeraw NA (हेरन) अन्ग्रेजी भाषामा बोल्छ पीउन पनी, लैोन यो देसलाइ के रोग लाग्यो कुन्नी salaaaaaaa Ja chiaya banayara lera" जा चीया बनायरे लेरा
Later, "Nepal Electricity" laughs more and becomes extremely happy as it finds that it is still the #1 everywhere including, ask.com altavista.com hotbot.com and you name it.
There were 10000000000000000000 calls from local homes wanting to know when the powers would be on.
"Nepal Electricity faints for about 2 hours"
पीउनु comes back with a cup of tea and says,
sir, here is the Tea. "Nepal electricity drinks for a while and gets more energy!"
"Nepal Electricity"
Baidu.com says, "Do I know you ?"
"It's me! Nepal Electricity. I know you are kind of new and popular, but don't you dare say you don't know me!"
Baidu adds, "Oh Sir! We are just another search engine. Becuase We kind of feel like you are not that honest on what you write on your websites ? and plus we are not dumb. We speak your language as well. We went to 10000000000000 blog posts and read No Power For Catmandu! so we are droppping you from #1 to #2 position okay ?"
"You suck." says Baidu.com
and Baidu.com further says, "namaskar!"
Baidu.com hangs after saying, "Do something for Nepalese or you suck as you are !" --
"Nepal Electricity" falls down on the floor,
sleeps .................................
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